How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Bad News 5
This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the...
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls…
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had...
Why the bad plays?
| true story, according to the LA Times…..Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz...
Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
The Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they...