Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time…
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one...
Why women talk more than men
Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?Because...