I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...
Keeping a high profile in an office
|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....