Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
Recipe for Banana Bread
Recipe for Banana Bread Ingredients: 2 Laughing Eyes 2 Loving Arms 2 Well Shaped...
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
I\’m glad I\’m a man
I’M GLAD I’M A MANI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe. I don’t...
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...