Spell it
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Marry a blonde
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Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Letter from Daughter to Parents
Letter from Daughter to Parents Dear Mother and Dad:It has now been three months...
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
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Falling down
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Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
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