Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
15 Signs You Forgot Secretaries Day
15 Signs You Forgot Someone On Secretaries Day1. Phone messages delivered on end of...
Two fags were walking down the street and…
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned...
Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
The Frenchman and the Italian…
The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...