Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
A new Priest.
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After...
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park…
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there,...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
Free Bread
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.