People with busy lives
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Clinton Q -n A’s!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
Question On Breastfeeding
While critiquing a survey instrument intended for mothers of infants less than one year...
Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...
Park Registration Sheet Comments
Actual comments received in 1996 from the Bridger Wilderness registration sheets and comment cards:Trails...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...