Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom...
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope…
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It...
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
African Missionary
Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...