Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats’ facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...