Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
The fully fledged alaskan
There’s this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which...
A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Naughty Kids…
Q…What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A…Brothel...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...