A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
Pope, Graham, and Roberts
The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over...
What does a camera and a condom have in common?
What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic...
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
Bee jokes 04
|Q: Why do bees buzz?A: Because they can’t whistle!Q: Can bees fly in the...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...