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A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor…
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor. She tells the doctor “Big...
Grounds for Divorce
A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of...
Safe to swim here?
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Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
How to be a Good Wife
How to be a Good WifeExcerpted from a 1950′s high school home economics textbookHave...
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No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
So what is your name?
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told...