The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up……Sent by Rob
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
A Chinese man is making love to his wife…
A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,”Baby,...