Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
Greetings prospective White House interns!
Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th...
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
Dangerous Squirrels
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe?s first...
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...
Father and Son discussion.
Somewhere in America, next week…Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk. Son:...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
Who’s Fishing?
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her...