Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
A game of golf
A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner...
Free haircuts
|A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
The traffic ticket.
A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work toappear for...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...