I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
Which of the following does not belong?
Which of the following doesn’t belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
The Trian!
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have...