Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Sex For the Deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Two pyscologists
2 pshycologists met each other in a street one day.One said to the other,...