Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...
Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
Another Dumb Viagra Joke
What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!
Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book? A: It’s called, “The In’s...
Sheep Dog Bra
The success of the “Wonder Bra” for under-endowed women, has encouraged the designers to...
Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley
|Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his...
Catching the shoplifter
|A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry...
Good Samaritan
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...