Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall…
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall. Aftera while they get...
Men And Ceramic Tiles
What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the...
Guide for all women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby…
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...