If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
How are you feeling?
|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
How many honest, intelligent, caring men…
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...