Some famous lines in history!
As Jack the Ripper’s mother said to her son, “How come you never go...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
Love, Santa
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have...
Strict school
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing...
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
The Bar Basement
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ”If you can sit...
Psych 101
A professor of a Freshman Psychology course had a class of 400 students. His...
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners…
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was...