Dollars equal ten cents
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Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Athletic Sperm
Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a...
Rejected Childrens Book Titles
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Gotta love the unions!
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied...
Princess Diana alive?!
Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like...
Nothing but the truth
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....
between a fly and a bird
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