What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
A wide selection
“Hey, Pal”, the irate druggist shouted, “Put that cigar outwhile you are in my...