A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
If for every rule there is an exception…
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there...
Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have...
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...