I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
Strong Britain
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How far to the town?
|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie....
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
Jewish telegram
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...