A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it...
Noah And Today’s Ark
Noah And Today’s ArkThe Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months...
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark…
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming...
Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...