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A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...
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Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
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Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
What’s in a name anyway.
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Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower…
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Arkansas Governor Application
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