What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Knee Pains
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic...
LEARN YOUR LESSON
|When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she...
A forester and lawyer
A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the...
“E I E I O.”
|It was general question time on the “Top of the World” quiz show and...
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
A killer butterfly!
|What’s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!