I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up…
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
2 Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun,...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
A robber was robbing a house…
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
4 new fathers.
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were...