The following statements were found on patient charts…
The following statements were found on patient’s charts during a recent review of medical...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
Fluffy died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Is he still wrong?
If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is...
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yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
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A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
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