The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
The Beggers
Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday...
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs…
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely beach,...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Insect’s favorite game
|What is the insect’s favorite game?Cricket!
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...