Soakin’ Wet!
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he...
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises…
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with...
You just might be a Redneck if…
You Just Might Be A Redneck If…You’ve been married three times and still have...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Making a bet at a bar
|Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...