Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
More Man Slamming!
You know a man’s lying if his lips are moving. Remember you are known...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
My Grandparents
After Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay about...
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...