Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
At night court, a man was brought in and set…
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge...
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Stevie Wonder\’s Wife
Q. Have u ever saw Stevie Wonders wife? A. No PUNCHLINE: Neither has he.
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...
Bank Robbery
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a...
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...