Blonde quickies 1-20
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...
Can’t take it with you
Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Slow golfers are ahead of us
|Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch....