What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was…
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a...
REALLY FUNNY!!
Look in the mirror!!!!!!!1
Adam talks to God.
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple,...
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal…
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up...
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...