Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Farm jokes 08
|What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows...
Jack and the Beanstalk
Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the...
The Facts of Life:
THE FACTS OF LIFEThe 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and...
Reward these soldiers for their work
|A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
|10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We’d all...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...