Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be…
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be cast off on...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...