Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim…
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim....
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
More Wonderments!
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...