Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically...
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob…
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big...
Where to send him?
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
Blonde in the Library.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a...
Will Rogers On Men
How could Will Rogers say, “I never met a man I didn’t like”?He never...