Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
2 Eggs
An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there...
GIRL’S CONFESSION
GIRL’S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl’s confession. “So me andmy...
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
You can come out now
Jon was looking for a little “action”. He picked up a sweet young thang...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Buckeyes vs Wolverines!
In the Ohio State Buckeyes locker room in Columbus, there’s a sign stating –...
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...