Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Short Lawyer Jokes IV
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands...
Brand new drugs on the market!
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs...
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Her father was very angry when he heard that his…
Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had...
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English…
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One office supervisor called...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...