Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
The religious bear.
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted...
Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes…
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said”I...
Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip…
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly...