Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by…
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a...
Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...
Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...