Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Cristmas Quiz
If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called...
Beetle Experiment
One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She...
Medical Advancement
A British doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...