Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
When blondes do puzzles
A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting “28 days, 28...
The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast…
A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or...
Miss My Ex
I Still Miss My Ex..But My Aim Is Getting Better!