Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
This dog loves people
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
New dog breed
Did you here about the new dog breed of dog?It’s a cross between a...
My Turn
James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha...
Blonde Coyote
Did you hear about the blonde coyote? She got stuck in a trap, chewed...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...