I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
Pregnant Maid
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do...
Knock Knock Biggish
Knock Knock Who’s there?BiggishBiggish who?No Thank you!
I have “great” news for you
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.”Say, what’s...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
Aussie Trouser Snake.
An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty...