Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
Unpaid parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The three truths in life
There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah….2....
Miss Most
What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Six stages of married life
Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6:...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...